Perhaps you have already received your Christmas bonus? Ben
me rudely I was fortunate: I was offered $ 9 million !!!!!
By mail.
WOWOWOW !!!!!! 
Some Elsa Villars, 78, seriously ill and hospitalized, wrote me in Rio de Janeiro to offer me to pay my bank account on the fortune of her late husband, the late Jackson Villars, subject to donate 60% to a humanitarian association for Haiti.
Fun, right?
Aaaah the magic of the Internet and spam that offer recurring capital with scriptwriters to Bob Morane, such a rich diamond dealer without an heir whose plane crashed in the jungle or a king deposed and negro its hidden treasure!
So, for once, I wanted to bite the hammeçon, for the sake of the gesture.
was played a few clicks.
First, when you google "Elsa Villars" it falls on a motorcycle forum with the same email haha.
This lovely lady also has a Facebook page.
So polite, I replied. With
typos and bits of text zapped as usual.
immediate response trollop smith fish:
"Hello,
I just read your positive response to my proposal of donation made to you. I reiterate my confidence and renew my choice focused on you.
Therefore I expect in return that you will be at the height of the thing across the board, particularly in the judicious management of funds when you will be forwarded by the bank where my late husband was domiciled.
On Already, in order to start the process, I ask you to provide me your contact information below so that I transmit them to the bank so that she will contact you:
Your ,
Full name: ... ... ... ... ..
Nationality: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .....
Birthdate: ...................
Occupation: ... ... ... ... ..................
Country: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Mobile tel: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .....
Home tel: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..
May God bless you
Elsa "
Hehe I boulechite him on the requested information and answer him.
Half an hour later I receive an email of Togo "CENTRAL BANK"
whose board of directors is likely to meet urgently in the maquis of corrugated iron "At the right sated corner "
CENTRAL BANK
9, RUE DU COMMERCE
BP: 359 LOME-TOGO
TEL / FAX: +228 703 99 69 +228 232 08 32 E-mail
: bctogo@mail2togo.com / E-mail: dep_op_ext@rocketmail.com
Mr Christian Gaudin
We are pleased to inform you that we have approved your contact address through the medium of Mrs. Elsa Villars (Villars wife of the late Jackson) for a request to transfer funds to your benefit in the amount of nine million U.S. dollars ($ 9,000,000 U.S.), introduced by her late husband to our bank.
The board recently met to discuss the contents of his application listing all references to his part.Toutefois in the background, our administrative and technical services were deemed essential that you let us seek the earliest possible time, the following documents for review and compliance, and possibly for up your file at our level for the start of transmission procedures:
1) A deed of gift certifying that you are nominated by Ms. Elsa Villars.
2) A certificate of authorization of the Economic Chamber of UEMOA.
To your attention
Regarding certificates claimed by us for building up your folder and the start of the transaction, we recommend you get in touch with our legal department who will represent you at the Economic Chamber of UEMOA and the Ministry of Justice the attorney of the said documents in your favor. Below the contact details of the notary in charge:
Cabinet Me Eric Gagnon
13 Avenue des Louviers
BP: 1624 Lomé TOGO
Tel: +228 766 85 25
E-mail: cabinetericgagnon@ymail.com
E-mail: ericgagnon@mail2judge.com "
Trooop well! (* ^ 0 ^ *)
Especially because this bank does not exist on the yellow pages and white Togo and that his post office box is that of the Togolese Union Bancaire.
mail I therefore request assistance firm Eric Gagnon, a name well Quebecois for Togo when notaries called rather DOGBEAVOU SEDJRO KOFFI
...
Here we are haha.
was time to involve my attorney, Boulechite Master of the Bar of Paris, an expert on scams in google search and misspellings.
After these wonderful exchanges and express my last mail (see below) ...
"Dear sir,
Considering the enormous amount of Villars gift, my lawyer, Maitre Boulechite, the Paris Bar, to whom I send all the emails exchanged for that matter, I recommend sending any money whatsoever to a law firm or a notary office unregistered and unlisted, I warned against any form of Internet scam.
However there may be a solution, can you tell me what neighborhood of Lome are you located?
because I have a friend French expatriate, an officer of the 3rd Parachute RIMA French army who works as a military attache at the Embassy of France, a man accustomed to situations of trust diffcult, so I can ask him to contact you by phone to come and give you the amount requested and approved documents safely if you do not mind.
Yours.
Christian Gaudin "
... more news !!!!!
Ben shucks, Eric Gagnon's office in Lome, Togo, it was already closed or is it a porcupine Fail? (* ^ 0 ^ *)
Anyway, while waiting for my 9 million dollars, I've been spoiled by the gifts, they did it last Monday at home.
Anne went to spend 15 days in Tokyo our son Steve brought me a manekineko moving the paw constantly under my desk lamp with its photovoltaic cell, bringing me contracts, exceptional richness and donations like that of Villars Widow.
Steve sent me through it a splendid "BANANA SLICER" bought a 100 yen shop and compatible with the port of my "banana bento.
And Jim gave me" The worst of Hara Kiri "in Hoëbeke, a best of false advertising and coverage of the monthly Hara Kiri, monuments of humor trash, a small killing me deeply when I formatted zune young shoot innocent mouhaha.
With bonus the famous "Map of Con.
(but that I had already from the 80 ').
What happiness this Christmas bonus!
(* ^ 0 ^ *)
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