Sunday, November 8, 2009

One Piece Nami Y Nico Robin X

Khanaytois - October 2009

reading this issue of the Gazette Propaganda Khalifa has caused deep distress in the community of field mice. Indeed, the absence of the traditional items that we had the activities of associations, this publication takes away much of its charm. The disappointment was so intense that we were about to give up writing this khronikhe. Only a keen sense of duty has enabled us to overcome this cruel ordeal ...

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After starting the year with his views on the nebulae "eco slump" and "damage collateral " , our revered Caliph gives us a new specimen of his laughable Editorials- diversions.

With all the hype about the flu called" A ", it was inevitable that it be contaminated by the virus H1N1 which has the great merit of obscuring the real news on sensitive subjects, namely: the economic and social problems, for the Grand Caliph of the Elysee, the realization of promises élekhtorales dithyrambikhes, for the Little Caliph Khanay.

This is indeed there "what destabilize the average citizen who asks many questions " and they are not " bins pedal (s) " which will bring the answers, even if he feels immense pride to discover that the Caliph performance managed to equip tekhnologikhe said several pedal bins (s) ...

The subject deliberately banal and aseptic chosen for this Editorial of record by the scribe of the Caliph, was probably considered very rewarding by the latter, so that he could not resist the urge to insert a proclamation egocentric "I agreed with Mr. Sub Prefect bassinet pad ... ... and blah, blah ..." . This revelation superfluous by an insignificant detail administrative stewardship, will not fail to arouse the admiration of the crowd beats.

In the body of the Gazette, the Caliph finally reveals his smoky "Environmental Charter" . It is clear that after a gestation period of almost elephantine , the mountain gave birth ... a green mouse

... Amid a welter of generalities khopiées-khollées, we read that "The municipality wants to initiate a process of reflection on actions to be undertaken in order to promote and ensure environmental quality policy throughout its territory" .

To the extent that this grandiose statement of intent based on an embryo of reality, our elected officials can dispense with the wire reinvent sliced bread, trying to save himself steps of reflection and exempt themselves from harassing meetings having the intelligence to begin by documenting the work already done by eminent professionals for many years.

To assist local governments and urban stakeholders to reduce the environmental impact of their achievements, ADEME has developed since 2003 a specific methodology for Approach Environmental Planning ( AEU) . This excellent book is available for the modest sum of € 50 with the Bookstore Monitor .

As for the details of the commitments of the charter, there is no shortage of salt, as well as the Caliph is no shortage of air.
  • The new prefabricated canteen is representative of future "construction methods that respect the environment" ?

  • Repository "sustainable neighborhood" Was "imposed on developers' for the operation of subdivision Oh! From Khanay ?

  • For "Charter yard clean , the Caliph gave us an overview of its environmental commitment, just weeks after his election, giving his blessing to spill into the Lergue, tens of tons of toxic waste site.
Ultimately, in this litany of petitions of principle, the only concrete operation will be educating kids, action that will rely primarily on already heavily burdened shoulders of teachers, the Caliph is satisfying to hold forth over the ceremonies.

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. .. and embarkation

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Holy Pubic School Seay Gril

Promises Fall ...

... Gone with the wind!

Considering the number of khommentaires khronikhe published in the previous order to spare mice from our fans an arduous journey to the last gossip, we open this new space for the expression of popular enthusiasm aroused by our revered Caliph pantomimes [Blessed be His Glorious Ego Editorials] .

Our concern has nothing to do the henchmen of his Khomité Skhrutation Gazettes Sentients, whose IQ is riveted to the scallops, wild-eyed and speechless, in the first quarter of khommentaires, in a desperate attempt to understand the meaning , failing to have the ability to perceive the true substance.

After subsequent digressions and tall stories which closed the previous chapter, the theme of exciting light stomach upsets arising from our horrific gossip among sensitive souls, it is time to return to more serious subjects, if indeed it is decent to use this attribute citing the Caliph and his sycophants.

We begin with a footnote to the relevant observation Sire Khandide on the content of the last khonseil Khalifa. The spooky

Scheme General Circulation is not the only trick that illusionist of our Caliph promised us in his surprise package for this autumn. In his

Edito-nonsense last May, we outlined a "Another major issue on which we work" , namely a grand "Communal Charter ... blah ... blah ..." which we announced it " should be presented to citizens from the beginning of September " .

Once again, the miraculous year of this revelation is not specified. Does it mean that the concept of "working on folder" , is for our elected officials to sit in the choir above With complacency customary subservient to them?

Saturday, September 19, 2009

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Journalism or disinformation? Amir Khadir

While the media in their usual partisanship, we use the race card to explain why approximately 1 million people demonstrated against foolish interventionist policies, begun under Bush Jr. then amplified under the Obama administration, he is important to read two old articles about what is still relevant, in reality, our modern journalism.

First Link: BIAS: How the media distort reality (2002)
Second link: Amazement: The Ombudsman de Radio-Canada denounces the lack of diversity and bias Journalists in the mainstream media

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

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the Libertarian?

A liberal value, a Libertarian or just someone who wants a proper and transparent use of public funds - money from those who pay taxes - which do read the headlines might be stunned to see that the person who appears to defend as his ideal is the member of Québec solidaire Amir Khadir, a coalition of real (s) feminists, Marxists, Communists , socialists, nationalists and separatists or not, some libertarians, etc..

However, it should read a little further down and listen more detail his motivations for exploring the member Khadir is not a person more rational than the vast majority of our statist politicians.

For Mr. Khadir, it would be completely silly and stupid to go massively subsidize large private companies including banks with public funds, even in times of crisis. The Libertarian
near the Austrian School of Economics will say quite agree with that statement. You can not take other people's money without asking his opinion individually. Otherwise, it is a form of theft.

But the member added that, instead, heavily subsidize other lobbies, those who put the words "green", "solidarity", "citizens" when describing their own activities. (Note also that these lobbies are his constituents. A sort of patronage so.)
>> See the comment of August 8, 2009 at 13h02 .

Never did Khadir said against subsidies, c is even the opposite in reality . He believes his colleagues elected interventionist and statist / Keynesian or other political parties in Quebec.

Recently, Mr. Khadir said that wages and funds used by Member of the National Assembly should be known. A new applause from those who have seen only the tip of the iceberg.

The hidden mass, which was revealed during a radio interview with Jean-François Plante is that Mr. Khadir is not opposed to the many compensations and benefits of members. Quite the contrary!
Khadir then turns the subject on the "evil private enterprise" (favorite subject after "it's the rich to pay for my services") when it does justify the unjustifiable for himself or defend his own "privileges" of elected.

In the same interview, he noted another scandal of our political system: that of partisan appointments to prestigious positions and well paid.

But, again, if Mr. Khadir was in power, I do not think, despite his criticisms, he would try to change this system. It probably would appoint and his henchmen just on these boards - as did the former ruling parties - in addition to creating new state enterprises to support its causes "green", "solidarity" or "civic . So
more new seats, plus new spaces for party friends. If

Khadir would be truly rational, having put his finger on problems related to abuse or excessive concentration of power in the hands of a few politicians, he should fight for those that reduce / her powers, so that privatize inefficient and corrupt public institutions and finally gives you more freedom to citizens and taxpayers.

Down centralization and the United States ever more controlling, he should say.


PS1 Mr. Khadir: There is a difference between public and private funds. Public funds are funds raised without the direct consent and real people - in the sense that if they were asked their opinion individually, they would voluntarily donate the money they want and who they want rather than entrust it to politicians "superhuman" and officials
.
Private funds, like the stock market, are the result of a consent. If a shareholder or a mutual fund is that a board is disconnected from reality and it could destroy the company, it can remove all the balls by selling its securities.
is also the act of withdrawing, which may encourage a company to issue wake up and reform. At

Conversely, a taxpayer may not request to withdraw money from an organization or a state enterprise or mismanaged in which he does not want help because it goes against his free will or freedom of conscience.
Force it in the real world to give X% of his salary and it can go, ultimately, to his imprisonment if he does not pay the amount the state asked.

PS2: Personally, I find it somewhat sad that no party talks and a speech violates fiscal responsibility. freedom and transparency in the National Assembly in parliament or even the White House.

As Amir Khadir, Barack Obama, Nicolas Sarkozy and several political leaders were quick to publicly condemn members of boards of private companies, saying they were earning too much in times of crisis.
But, as always Mr. Khadir, they never showed an example and said they would cut off the first in their own salaries of elected officials in times of crisis.

Good thing our good whistleblower policies are more virtuous than the people they denounce free ...

Friday, August 14, 2009

What To Say On The First Anniversary Of A Death

Little Khanaytois - July 2009 2009 Summer

We hope our readers will want to have the great kindness and extreme indulgence not to be blamed for the late publication of this dissection khronikhe semantics, and caricature of psychoanalytic Gazette Propaganda our revered Caliph.

We were on vacation and extended very amusing, in a country where the caliphs are showing real concern for the welfare of their citizens. Public spaces are beautifully flowered villages, subdivisions enjoy a sumptuous Road, Safe intersections with roundabouts decorated with a carefully maintained vegetation. Sidewalks are truly worthy of that designation and two adults can easily relate current stature to greet and intersect, without one being placed under an obligation to venture onto the floor.

short, the villages of this region are managed by any standard that our Caliph was careful not to impose his friends promoters during the last twenty years of uncontrolled urbanization Khanay of the caliphate.

Before beginning consideration of the inevitable ego- Editorial , we salute the immense originality creative and artistic directors of the new brotherhood Khanay agitations that reveals the cover page. To design their logo, these brilliant minds have found nothing better than to plagiarize slavishly the official emblem of our caliphate. our hope that after discovering such infamy, our Khalife has not failed to initiate a vigorous eStation (© ® ™) court against this outrageous theft.

On page 25 of the Gazette Propaganda , we discover other idiosyncrasies of this unique fraternity. For their publications, other village associations are allocated a dozen lines and an image, possibly two if their leaders are in court. Our little lucky to Khanay agitations are entitled to a full-page and six blocks. Added to this is their privilege, revealed by the valiant Arcadians , can have a comfortable extra time, to publish their exploits.

Finally, the icing on the cake and olive pizza, we learn, with great relief that the two-Kho Vizirs who administer the brotherhood, are ideally suited. We were already accustomed to whining the Caliph when he felt the need to create a diversion on his mismanagement. Here we are now with a confederate who laments incentives to "boycott" (sic) its music festival. You said BOYCOTT? Great Gods! How then do we live for only three words on a newspaper comic virtual cause a whole paragraph of whining from a sidekick whose only merit has been to write a check to hire an orchestra with taxpayers' money.

After these digressions which nevertheless worth a look, here we are rendered to the careful reading and kind of perennial Ego Editorial the Caliph. Scalded by the reception to his previous correspondence exploits, he instructed his negro to ramble on a project which will not happen until a few decades, if indeed it ever see the day: the wondrous "General Scheme of Traffic ".

For starters, our Caliph who boasts 20 years of experience in rough crafts in local affairs, discovered that "creating walkways secure part of people's expectations" . Deuce ! What skhooop! But, then, imaginative, this olibrius? The population was mainly composed of citizens suicidal, anxious to shake a muleta under the smoking nostrils coaches going around, somehow, on a street without sidewalks and dotted with holes to make a pale Emmentaler AOC pure juice, a native of Helvetia?

Then our expert consultation of the population, and simply orders a straight face that in comments made by citizens, "is especially interesting individual who has expressed" . It is a connoisseur who speaks well. For over 20 years, he spends most of its activities its interests and, incidentally, those of his sycophants opportunistic, ephemeral and volatile.

As announced changes in our 'daily habits to park ... " our buffoon of Caliph should start by setting an example by refraining from obstructing the movement of pedestrians with his shiny Khat-Khat , improperly parked in front of the porch of his house chimeric Arts . In the event that he would not yet aware, we draw the distracted attention to the existence of a large public parking just steps away. Afraid to use it or smudging her precious slippers?

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A faithful reader offers us an illustration of what should have been the roads in all new areas of the Caliphate, whether DIY, incompetence and trickery had not prevailed in their implementation, for the sole benefit of very special interests.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Legendary Pokemon 2010 Walpaper

Khronikhes

Querying Lady Burnet gives us the opportunity turn the page of the editorial khronikhe dedicated to jokes and buffoonery circulatory Khalife.

No, field mice are not yet parties to resort, but it turns out that the news of the Caliphate has since been treated by high coruscant Dame Cigale and the valiant Arcadians . Between

whatnot, so we relished the poetic tribute to the new toy made "Khanay agitation" the Caliph, and the story illustrated votes burleskhes its akholytes, or passion infesting our city fathers for cultural activities in our village.

A glance at Dame Cigale who has written 11 June 2008 at 14:21 ringing in our khronikhe "To blog or not to blog ...?" : "Finally, knowing you, it seems that if the ARCA" loophole ", you will advise and make a little booster shot!" After silence that followed the vote in favor of the Caliph inconsistent quarry project Solag , the syringe was loaded and ready ... ;-)
Fortunately, although with some delay, the Arcadians were finally reacted by announcing A group for environmental protection .

At this eloquent anthology memorable exploits of our officials, we can add that the modest contribution of our facetious Mulot designer, with this expensive seat Khalifa discounted ...

The summer season has started with a bang with a Music Day oriented mercantile and generously subsidized with our tax dollars. We look forward to further joyous celebrations khanaytoises we will perhaps regard a few innocent gossip.




Art Thifice To Sire, with our khompliments ... :-))

Sunday, May 24, 2009

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Little Khanaytois - May 2009

We waited with increasing impatience and self- , publication number 5 of our beloved Khalifa misleading journalism. On a beautiful spring day, early heat wave, the atmosphere lends itself perfectly to the taste of the book under an umbrella that wriggles with joy as they emerge from a long hibernation.

What a shame that the joy of this reunion quarterly or immediately undermined by the perennial Editorial insipid than the persistently Khalife we inflict on each issue. We learn that Khalife IV continues to suffer "collateral damage" the chaotic management of his predecessors twins. A historical perspective is essential for defining the subject.

Over the past two decades, successive Caliphs and the most prominent members of the Khouri, have diligently spent most of their activities into productive land and property transactions the territory of the Caliphate. According to a well-established tradition, this was unplanned urbanization pos itive conducted in the greater inconsistency. Some of its consequences have already been mentioned in our khronikhe A global project and homogeneous? published May 10, 2008.

After a year of intense reflection and multiple "working meetings" our Khalife discovered that the 1200 households that currently make up the population, show the uniqueness of each have at least one khalèche powered heat. Height of arrogance, the owners of these vehicles are not content to confine them to the stable, but use them to walk the streets of the village.

Our Khalife has decided to mount his fiery steed that meets the sweet name of "Khat-Khat" and engage in pursuit of this horde of wild horsepower, which he plans to control migration and channel traffic become "problematic" . Among the measures detailed in the body of the Gazette Khalifa, we are particularly eager to see very soon the meaning of the objective which would be "promote soft mobility" ... (?)

This issue of Small Khanaytois has other pearls which we entrust to discover the wisdom of our loyal lekhteurs.


"Soft mobility"
to all floors.















The gondola Dame Cigale is advanced ...

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Suffolk Drivers Education

Khronikhes Spring 2009 (continued)

by consulting scrolls archives Khalifa published by the valiant Arcadians, our attention was drawn to a parley of khonseil held last February 18 and that does not deserve to sink into the dustbin of history. This is the point 4 on "an application for operating authority filed by the Company Solag"

The Caliph said in all seriousness that all akholytes were "invited to read the voluminous record " . I give myself the freedom to doubt strongly that the majority of them have pushed up the zeal In response to this outrageous invitation. Indeed, their unanimous expression of opinion in favor of this project is extremely irresponsible.

Not one of zombie (© ® ™ Arca) this meeting would therefore expressed the slightest objection or raised any question about all possible consequences of this enormous career and implementation of a treatment plant on:

- the landscape,
- environment,
- Wildlife
- flora,
- neighboring farms,
- groundwater,
- Pollution atmospheric dust,
- noise pollution,
- the movement of trucks,
- etc ... etc ...
If the answer to these questions was to say that the project will be located on the territory of neighboring caliphates will not create nuisances direct with us, it would be an outrageous selfishness.

We await with interest the reaction of Nikhelés feet of ASPEKH on this blatant disregard of their spiritual father for saving the environment.

1. Happy Easter ...


2. Khinda Surprises!


3. Khalife not khontent!



Made an omelet with

Zolis zoeufs

Easter ...

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Toys R Us Stickle Brick

Khronikhes Spring 2009 Little

The title of this new rubrikhe, expresses the commitment of our Gazette stay at the leading forefront of breaking news of our little caliphate. We can additionally add a deep desire to differentiate ourselves from the Gazette Khalifa misinformation.

Indeed, the publication of a Editorial the Caliph became so perilous an undertaking that the intense brain responsible for drafting it, regularly undermines the date of publication of his newspaper. Thus he has successively announced the arrival of summer in July , classes begin in October and New Year in February .

Anyway, one does not quibble anyway for a few days ahead of the arrival of spring when the almond trees are in blossom and peach followed suit not merrily.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Should I Put Cash In A Wedding Card

Khanaytois - January 2009 Winter 2009

Latest khommentaires lekhteurs of our faithful, give us the opportunity to open this new rubrikhe.

The laughing stock generated by its previous Editorials , Khalife has obviously prompted to change his pen shoulder and abandon, at least temporarily, the traditional self-glorification, so ridiculous and full of pitfalls. Venturing to take the height in relation to topics of local interest, it is nothing more foolish than we impose a bland litany of hackneyed cliches that most media we already serve ad nauseam for months.

prescient in its wisdom, the Caliph tells us, among other calamities: "We will all suffer in one way or another, the so-called collateral damage" . Reality provides a striking confirmation to this extraordinary lucidity. If

"the planet continues to slowly but surely sinking into the doldrums ecological" , residents of OH! From Khanay sink, they quickly and more surely in the cesspool that identifies their dwellings, containers in a sorting float quagmire and users of the parking Khalifa wade into the mud.

The Caliph will not fail to succumb to the temptation to attribute the cause of these disorders in "eco slump" warming. For our part, we consider that it is, more prosaically, the inevitable "collateral damage" of recurrent inconsistency that characterizes his administration.

Like the Caliph, we will therefore refrain from "demonstrate a blind optimism" in heralding his ability and that of his akholytes, manage our caliphate with a minimum jurisdiction.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Sauna In The Men Locker Room

Khronikhes

inventory promises of Caliph élekhtorales IV was completed and bequeathed to posterity, we open this new rubrikhe to gossip and other trivial antics of our bukholikhes lekhtorat.

Mulot Publisher

The kharrosse ékhologikhe specially sélekhtionné by ASPEKH
for Environment Charter the Caliph.

440 hp - 300 km / h
It is not life grand?
Mulot Mekhano

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Serie De City Of Heroes

Khatalogue promises of Caliph élekhtorales IV (contd ... 3)

same causes, same effects ... etc etc. ... so ... ... new rubrikhe.

Mulot Publisher


SUPPORT THE DEVELOPMENT OF TRADE AND CRAFTS ROOM
Our goal is to attract more and more businesses and artisans on the town .

40 - Encourage the installation and implementation of new businesses.
41 - Signs of the various shops and artisans.


THE VALUE OF HERITAGE AND LOCAL
Conduct a policy to support viticulture, agriculture and local produce.

42 - Creation of a Tourist.
43 - Development of local heritage.
44 - Creating a Wine Club.


CULTURAL PROJECTS AND ACTIVITIES
Our aim: To perpetuate the tradition of festivities Canétoises.

45 - Taking the music festival.
46 - Create in July and August a night market in collaboration with the associations.
47 - Engaging the public twinning and other cultural exchanges.
48 - Support for cultural projects and animation brought by the associations.



We have finally reached the end of the end of this monumental Khatalogue Promises Elekhtorales of Caliph IV, which presents all the peculiarities of an endless inventory. There only remains the raccoon groundhog and puts the chocolate in the foil.