Friday, August 14, 2009

What To Say On The First Anniversary Of A Death

Little Khanaytois - July 2009 2009 Summer

We hope our readers will want to have the great kindness and extreme indulgence not to be blamed for the late publication of this dissection khronikhe semantics, and caricature of psychoanalytic Gazette Propaganda our revered Caliph.

We were on vacation and extended very amusing, in a country where the caliphs are showing real concern for the welfare of their citizens. Public spaces are beautifully flowered villages, subdivisions enjoy a sumptuous Road, Safe intersections with roundabouts decorated with a carefully maintained vegetation. Sidewalks are truly worthy of that designation and two adults can easily relate current stature to greet and intersect, without one being placed under an obligation to venture onto the floor.

short, the villages of this region are managed by any standard that our Caliph was careful not to impose his friends promoters during the last twenty years of uncontrolled urbanization Khanay of the caliphate.

Before beginning consideration of the inevitable ego- Editorial , we salute the immense originality creative and artistic directors of the new brotherhood Khanay agitations that reveals the cover page. To design their logo, these brilliant minds have found nothing better than to plagiarize slavishly the official emblem of our caliphate. our hope that after discovering such infamy, our Khalife has not failed to initiate a vigorous eStation (© ® ™) court against this outrageous theft.

On page 25 of the Gazette Propaganda , we discover other idiosyncrasies of this unique fraternity. For their publications, other village associations are allocated a dozen lines and an image, possibly two if their leaders are in court. Our little lucky to Khanay agitations are entitled to a full-page and six blocks. Added to this is their privilege, revealed by the valiant Arcadians , can have a comfortable extra time, to publish their exploits.

Finally, the icing on the cake and olive pizza, we learn, with great relief that the two-Kho Vizirs who administer the brotherhood, are ideally suited. We were already accustomed to whining the Caliph when he felt the need to create a diversion on his mismanagement. Here we are now with a confederate who laments incentives to "boycott" (sic) its music festival. You said BOYCOTT? Great Gods! How then do we live for only three words on a newspaper comic virtual cause a whole paragraph of whining from a sidekick whose only merit has been to write a check to hire an orchestra with taxpayers' money.

After these digressions which nevertheless worth a look, here we are rendered to the careful reading and kind of perennial Ego Editorial the Caliph. Scalded by the reception to his previous correspondence exploits, he instructed his negro to ramble on a project which will not happen until a few decades, if indeed it ever see the day: the wondrous "General Scheme of Traffic ".

For starters, our Caliph who boasts 20 years of experience in rough crafts in local affairs, discovered that "creating walkways secure part of people's expectations" . Deuce ! What skhooop! But, then, imaginative, this olibrius? The population was mainly composed of citizens suicidal, anxious to shake a muleta under the smoking nostrils coaches going around, somehow, on a street without sidewalks and dotted with holes to make a pale Emmentaler AOC pure juice, a native of Helvetia?

Then our expert consultation of the population, and simply orders a straight face that in comments made by citizens, "is especially interesting individual who has expressed" . It is a connoisseur who speaks well. For over 20 years, he spends most of its activities its interests and, incidentally, those of his sycophants opportunistic, ephemeral and volatile.

As announced changes in our 'daily habits to park ... " our buffoon of Caliph should start by setting an example by refraining from obstructing the movement of pedestrians with his shiny Khat-Khat , improperly parked in front of the porch of his house chimeric Arts . In the event that he would not yet aware, we draw the distracted attention to the existence of a large public parking just steps away. Afraid to use it or smudging her precious slippers?

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A faithful reader offers us an illustration of what should have been the roads in all new areas of the Caliphate, whether DIY, incompetence and trickery had not prevailed in their implementation, for the sole benefit of very special interests.

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