Friday, January 21, 2011

Removing Mould Stains From Tent Trailer

And as a gift tonight my weight in cat litter!

Well, almost.
Because yes, tonight I am the proud owner of 90 liters woodchip bedding ecological biodegradable Cat's Best of Ökoplus, mounted on their backs in the flat.

A litter too cool, 100% organic, made in Germany from coniferous forests with all the labels responsible ecologists wanted, retaining its natural oils naturally bactericidal infamous odor of piss our beloved kitties, biodegradable so hop the dung into a ball directly to the toilet or compost, litter normally reserved for livestock professionals but is beginning to be sold Auchan, Leclerc, Monoprix, small grocers Tunisian well known.



But how could I, I, mere mortal, to find myself in possession of such a treasure, you say?

Ben is that today I had to present with my client, the handsome Arnaud Ökoplus of the project's mailing instructions in this comic litter UMES Professionals, Medical Unit Livestock and Sport, who participated in the design of these hygiene rules for the use of health chateries of France and Navarre.
Therefore, from crack of-pussy, how to talk rather then around 10 pm, I had an appointment at the National Veterinary School of Alfort, near Paris, to present to Dr. Cassandre Boogaerts project here in the rough.

An amazing place that the Veterinary School, a huge park with buildings curious nineteenth and a good smell of dung.
with researchers, doctors, veterinary, etc. as adorable often among vets treat animals as if made more humane, it's funny.

So everything went well trèèèèèès past, we have adjusted the little cat hair the user manual and hygiene Ökoplus with the lovely and friendly Dr. Cassandra, who does not bring us bad news, however.

C ' is a light heart that we left with the validation of the UMES for our little specific hygiene chaterie Ökoplus and that bonus was offered to better convince me of its excellence, my weight woodchip bedding.

In fact it is so light, so sweet and fragrant that I decided that I too will now be my needs in a tray litter.

Do as I keep drinking water for drinking, not to shit in it.





ps: Yesterday I received another offer of donation by mail from another lady and very rich very religious and this time suffering from a very devastating leukemia in the brain (?) and disability in spelling despite its location avenue Matignon (?), Ms Françoise Jauzion, I do not know if you know it, I personally have not yet googled on Togo, but as his hoard only € 650.00 pffff it's really peanuts compared to 9 million dollars of Villars Widow so I do not even answer what what you want.
But if you feel like me to give you the email.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Ho Scale Cataner Ship

Toc Toc Toc! Ki is it?

is the driver!
koi?
From "Zen & MARTIAL ARTS FOR CATS!

GG!
Coming from China by container, so with a carbon to scare Claude Allegre, I discovered with pleasure my youngest.


Super
well printed so 'achement beautiful juror.

You will find, like me in a box or more usually at your local bookstore or online shortly.

http://www.editions-du-relie.com/Zen-et-arts-martiaux-pour-chats

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Recur Db Crd Microsoft *xbox

LOL MY PUTTING 9 MILLION DOLLARS! (Véridique!)

Perhaps you have already received your Christmas bonus? Ben
me rudely I was fortunate: I was offered $ 9 million !!!!!

By mail.

WOWOWOW !!!!!!

Some Elsa Villars, 78, seriously ill and hospitalized, wrote me in Rio de Janeiro to offer me to pay my bank account on the fortune of her late husband, the late Jackson Villars, subject to donate 60% to a humanitarian association for Haiti.


Fun, right?

Aaaah the magic of the Internet and spam that offer recurring capital with scriptwriters to Bob Morane, such a rich diamond dealer without an heir whose plane crashed in the jungle or a king deposed and negro its hidden treasure!

So, for once, I wanted to bite the hammeçon, for the sake of the gesture.

was played a few clicks.

First, when you google "Elsa Villars" it falls on a motorcycle forum with the same email haha.


This lovely lady also has a Facebook page.


So polite, I replied. With
typos and bits of text zapped as usual.


immediate response trollop smith fish:

"Hello,

I just read your positive response to my proposal of donation made to you. I reiterate my confidence and renew my choice focused on you.

Therefore I expect in return that you will be at the height of the thing across the board, particularly in the judicious management of funds when you will be forwarded by the bank where my late husband was domiciled.

On Already, in order to start the process, I ask you to provide me your contact information below so that I transmit them to the bank so that she will contact you:

Your ,

Full name: ... ... ... ... ..
Nationality: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .....
Birthdate: ...................
Occupation: ... ... ... ... ..................
Country: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Mobile tel: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .....
Home tel: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..
May God bless you

Elsa "

Hehe I boulechite him on the requested information and answer him.

Half an hour later I receive an email of Togo "CENTRAL BANK"
whose board of directors is likely to meet urgently in the maquis of corrugated iron "At the right sated corner "

CENTRAL BANK
9, RUE DU COMMERCE
BP: 359 LOME-TOGO
TEL / FAX: +228 703 99 69 +228 232 08 32 E-mail
: bctogo@mail2togo.com / E-mail: dep_op_ext@rocketmail.com


Mr Christian Gaudin
We are pleased to inform you that we have approved your contact address through the medium of Mrs. Elsa Villars (Villars wife of the late Jackson) for a request to transfer funds to your benefit in the amount of nine million U.S. dollars ($ 9,000,000 U.S.), introduced by her late husband to our bank.


The board recently met to discuss the contents of his application listing all references to his part.Toutefois in the background, our administrative and technical services were deemed essential that you let us seek the earliest possible time, the following documents for review and compliance, and possibly for up your file at our level for the start of transmission procedures:


1) A deed of gift certifying that you are nominated by Ms. Elsa Villars.
2) A certificate of authorization of the Economic Chamber of UEMOA.


To your attention

Regarding certificates claimed by us for building up your folder and the start of the transaction, we recommend you get in touch with our legal department who will represent you at the Economic Chamber of UEMOA and the Ministry of Justice the attorney of the said documents in your favor. Below the contact details of the notary in charge:

Cabinet Me Eric Gagnon
13 Avenue des Louviers
BP: 1624 Lomé TOGO
Tel: +228 766 85 25
E-mail: cabinetericgagnon@ymail.com
E-mail: ericgagnon@mail2judge.com "


Trooop well! (* ^ 0 ^ *)
Especially because this bank does not exist on the yellow pages and white Togo and that his post office box is that of the Togolese Union Bancaire.

mail I therefore request assistance firm Eric Gagnon, a name well Quebecois for Togo when notaries called rather DOGBEAVOU SEDJRO KOFFI
...



Here we are haha.

was time to involve my attorney, Boulechite Master of the Bar of Paris, an expert on scams in google search and misspellings.






After these wonderful exchanges and express my last mail (see below) ...

"Dear sir,
Considering the enormous amount of Villars gift, my lawyer, Maitre Boulechite, the Paris Bar, to whom I send all the emails exchanged for that matter, I recommend sending any money whatsoever to a law firm or a notary office unregistered and unlisted, I warned against any form of Internet scam.

However there may be a solution, can you tell me what neighborhood of Lome are you located?
because I have a friend French expatriate, an officer of the 3rd Parachute RIMA French army who works as a military attache at the Embassy of France, a man accustomed to situations of trust diffcult, so I can ask him to contact you by phone to come and give you the amount requested and approved documents safely if you do not mind.
Yours.
Christian Gaudin "

... more news !!!!!

Ben shucks, Eric Gagnon's office in Lome, Togo, it was already closed or is it a porcupine Fail? (* ^ 0 ^ *)




Anyway, while waiting for my 9 million dollars, I've been spoiled by the gifts, they did it last Monday at home.

Anne went to spend 15 days in Tokyo our son Steve brought me a manekineko moving the paw constantly under my desk lamp with its photovoltaic cell, bringing me contracts, exceptional richness and donations like that of Villars Widow.


Steve sent me through it a splendid "BANANA SLICER" bought a 100 yen shop and compatible with the port of my "banana bento.




And Jim gave me" The worst of Hara Kiri "in Hoëbeke, a best of false advertising and coverage of the monthly Hara Kiri, monuments of humor trash, a small killing me deeply when I formatted zune young shoot innocent mouhaha.



With bonus the famous "Map of Con.
(but that I had already from the 80 ').


What happiness this Christmas bonus!
(* ^ 0 ^ *)






Monday, January 10, 2011

How Do U Play Dinosaur King

wishful thinking but not bigots

After more than a month absence during which
1 - I stayed in bed miss the time when I was a baby
2 - I worked to promote a green cat litter
3 - I took refuge in a Zen in the hermitage Mochon
(delete as appropriate))
I found this blog with fun for the traditional meeting greeting bullshités to a body corporate.

But first before the New Year wishes I extend my good wishes for life to Adam, a young elf kawai (http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobold) born yesterday organic efforts and love Elodie his mom and dad, my young friend Nicolas, aka geek Glumpf, writing partner for a project on the comic Tales of the Mother The Ork and for which I drew a head cradle.
If it is not a geek, I eat my banana.

Then I extend my New Year wishes to all my bouddhamis of Zen Butsu Zone http://dojozendeneuilly.free.fr/butsuzenzone.html
present at Japan Expo in Paris-Villepinte, Montreuil, Marseille and Alpha Centauri.




Then I wish the best to all my friends each Ponais especially those living on the beautiful island of Shikoku and that drive the association Shikoku Muchijin (The beat-crazy what Shikoku ...) 明けまし て おめでとうございます!


Finally I wish my best wishes to my friends and publishers in Akata Delcourt, who have won their share of paradise with their infinite patience for my delays Shibuya Love-ho.
my hope that the result will be far from their expectations and my phenomenal and not Japanese lack of shame.


Banannée for everyone! ; (* ^ 0 ^ *)

Because Leslie Nielsen