Thursday, December 27, 2007

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15 of 15

Invariably, with disconcerting regularity and surprising ease, every year in November to win Solange Loto .

All good numbers. All alone.

Here is what my favorite wife won this year:


A box of duck confit, three jars of honey, a bottle of Bordeaux, two jars of jam, a bag of cookies with hazelnuts, a box of chocolates ...

Friday, December 21, 2007

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Ark Christmas

Cows, cows, cows and over again!
should still consider a little more diversity in the animal species represented in this blog!

To do this, Brenthonne-the-cows and happy and proud to introduce its new playlist, furry, feathered and scaly, without warranty certified derived cattle.

You will find many monkeys, chickens, horses, invertebrates, biting, scratching of invertebrates, rats, pigs, aviary which stridulate and trumpet, but no dogs (I have a holy horror these animals there ...). We even
, not without difficulty, rose for you two extinct for thousands of years ...

Be careful though when you reach the exit, the smell is a bit strong ...

Saturday, December 15, 2007

How To Play Frustration Board Game

Natural Selection

Act I, Scene 1

But it's not true is not true, not true! What
andouille is not possible!

An hour and a half to Geneva and Annecy to find the place without undue stress, it should play well. But now more than forty-five minutes I turn around without success. I feel like going through the same streets ten times, having returned my map of the city in every sense, to be spent many times just next door.

Eighteen hours. Here it is, it is too late. The sentence written in bold letters on the notice leaves me no chance: "We ask you to be punctual, no entries will be accepted once the race started."
I try however, the last street of Cran-Gevrier I have not explored yet, you never know, I waited too long this time to give up so close.

And then the miracle occurs.

I park the car on the first available location, gather my equipment and my spirits, cast an eye on the clock (6:10 p.m.), running through the parking lot, down a flight of stairs and entered the room.

Act I, scene 2

At the other end of the room, forty, fifty people are grouped in front of the amphitheater stage. Perched on it and sitting at a table, a man (the quarantine alert, salt and pepper hair, light suit) talks to them and seems to ask them questions.
Beside him stands a young woman (attractive, blonde, jeans) that I look at the astonished look. I rushed towards her
- "I had a bad crazy to find you. Can I still participate? "
-" We started a long time but you can always try. Do your best "she replied, handing me a sheet with fifty small numbered boxes.

I settle quickly. All is not lost, calm down, breathe, concentrate, listen ...
- "Question number 21 ..."
Twenty-one! Already! Come on, you can do it, you'll get there, calm down, breathe, concentrate, listen and respond.

- "Here, is completed, we will correct. Place your sheet to your neighbor and take his. I'll read the answers to questions, check the correct answers and add them. We will keep those who scored over 25 points. "

few minutes later, my neighbor (probably a professor of philosophy at retirement, gray hair in battle) shows me my results:
-" It is still not lucky! 22 correct answers out of 30, it is infuriating. "
Then we pass near the beautiful young blonde that my neighbor calls:
-" Miss! Tell the little guy next to me here, he arrived late and he managed 22 out of 30. We could do something for him right? "
She looks at me staring. I find more and Cutest.
- "22 out of 30! You will stay with us ..."

Act I, scene 3

A dozen people got up and left the room.
- "Please return your sheet, this is the second series of 50 questions."
Come on, you can do it, you'll get there, calm down, breathe, concentrate, listen and respond.

The beginning of this second test is far from brilliant. I have entered a response after the first five questions and the name of the Flemish geographer of the sixteenth century is not to my memory, but finally, 50 questions and a correction over later, I totaled 32 correct answers.

Once again, a dozen people got up and left the room. We remain sixteen.
- "Good! Now that questions have been completed, thank you for filling the information that we'll distribute your name, surname, address, occupation, hobby, hobbies, sports played, passions ... Be creative arouse our interest and find out! " I quote
collage ice hockey, Monty Python, Brenthonne-les-Cows, the Arctic Monkeys, gastronomy, skiing, Marion and Amelia, historical novels ...
The pretty blonde (she is really cute) and my Polaroid clip reel in my twisted smile on my record before joining the man in light suit.

- "So Frank, why did you presented to us today?"
- "You do an unusual job! Can you tell us a little more?"
- "If we call you in a few months, you feel ready to join us?"

21:00. I leave the room. Relatively satisfied.
It seems to me that the man in light suit and the pretty blonde at length studied my card ...

Act I, Scene 4

few weeks later, the phone ringing resonates in the lounge.
- "Hello?"
- "Hello Frank! Oscar QUESTIONS FOR A CHAMPION . We met in the Olympic trials in Annecy three weeks ago."
- "Yes!" Hello! "
- "Frank, would you be free on December 17 to come and play on the set and record a show?"

Act II to follow soon February 11




Tuesday, November 27, 2007

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Yes, maybe, but I like not

I am often asked, and I still wonder, how born and change our tastes and preferences.

How is it that I always liked medieval history at any other period in history?
Why do I always liked chemistry and biology to any other scientific discipline?

Why do I always preferred the mountains to the sea and why "Dream Vacation" are synonymous for me with the Norwegian fjords and beaches Quebec autumn rather than English?

is mainly the arts gives me the most questions.
For example, as I have (almost) no education in painting, I admire the works of Hieronymus Bosch and Pieter Brueghel, Michelangelo or Leonardo da Vinci, Georges de La Tour, Rene Magritte, Paul Delvaux and Salvador Dali.

Or, in pictures ...

Hieronymus Bosch - The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail) - 1504


Georges de LA TOUR - The dice players - around 1650


Salvador Dali - The Temptation of St. Anthony - 1946

In contrast, Picasso, Miro and Chagall left me rather perplexed ... Even

for finding music.

Since the creation of Brenthonne-the-cows, you have to realize that I particularly frenzied guitars, the riffs and thrash-metal to the former, but the shining metal, the atmosphere intimate, labyrinthine structures and merges everything, everything that makes you want to tap your feet and shaking his head, which invents and innovates.

And music too, there are certain "things" that are struggling to pass through my auditory nerves without triggering a reaction irresistible, ranging from the need simply to extend the radio until the urge to get violent destroyed all the disks in the tormentor of my ears.

on an idea by the Minister of multicolored candies, I invite you to discover ten of these auditory torture (do not panic, just 20 seconds at a time) playing the new edition of Blind-Test-the-Brenthonne Cows:


responses sent to
brenthonnelesvaches [at] gmail [dot] com

Surprisingly, whenever I expressed in my public dislike for one of these ten songs, he always found someone to tell me:
"But my poor Franck you really have no taste! It's a beautiful song! "

So I hope you will find you, too, one of your favorite songs and that the debate will be launched!

Sunday, November 18, 2007

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Thou hast VIP too

I do not think you have already spoken, modesty and decency, no doubt, but I'm sort of friend of the stars, the stars best friend, confidant celebrities.

For example, one fine spring day, Nancy, I had lunch in the same restaurant with John McEnroe and a beautiful summer day in a restaurant in Montfort l'Amaury, I crossed by chance lunch with Fred Mella .

Still on food, I talked at length with Giovanni Rana in his trattoria Verona when we crossed into the toilet .

I took the RER with Francois Morel and I accidentally crossed visited the Science City with Olivier Saladin .



Often, Geneva, I meet by chance I attend matches GSHC along with Marc Rosset and I visit the old town with Jean-Luc Bideau .

A snowy day in February in Val d'Isere, I took the chairlift with Gerard Holtz.

I have an autographed photo of Lords of Altamont (you can even see here if you want).

I even shook hands with Robert Hue .

More importantly, when bored in his barracks Romont most famous bloggers Helvetian sent me beautiful cards ...


Hello,
I think the friend of the cows you're
will enjoy this card with a certain taste. Raph

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Anniversary Of Death French

70, was yesterday ... Eighth Wonder

It's still unbelievable.

In 1970, England Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple and Black Sabbath invented the Hard Rock and Heavy-Metal .
In England, The Kinks , Free and Beatles in their last breath composed pieces which are now legendary high on Hall of Music.

And during that time, France, our Variety of great artists we used up most appalling thirst for drinking songs.

Poor France.

That said, let's just all the same, we tidy up for a moment our treacherous and forked tongue viper and recognize that in France, in 1970, a few pioneers pioneers pushed the boundaries of the musical landscape hex.

If you have broad-minded and ten minutes in front of you, I urge you to listen carefully " Kobaia " Magma's bubbling . You tell me the news.

Sometimes, however, the experiment was carried beyond the reasonable, as you can see by viewing this live performance confusing time a thug sticking killing one of the most beautiful themes of classical music on his Bontempi (and you will reach the rank of Grand Sage if you can not explode with laughter at the evocation of the "children playing aut'ur).

Many of you have to participate in the Blind-Special Test 1970 and I know you are impatient to know the results.
Here they are:

1: The Beatles - Let It Be
2: Led Zeppelin - Immigrant song
3: Michel Sardou - The dances
4: Creedence Clearwater Revival - Up Around The Bend
5: Johnny Halliday - Poem on the 7th
6: Black Sabbath - Paranoid
7: The Kinks - Lola
8: Joe Dassin - America
9: Deep Purple - Child In Time
10: Free - All Right Now

The overall ranking is expanding with the arrival of RX Queen of The Greluche of Wayne99 , Melanie's my favorite cousin, Hecate and The perfect deer (you can of course find their blogs the heading "My favorite pasture"). We note in passing that
4. (when she had more time) and Bil- dget (when she had a Braille version) did not wish to participate in this round.

Dragibus: 64 points (28 +36)
The perfect deer: 40 (0 +40)
Melanie: 36 points (0 +36)
Hecate: 30 points (0 +30)
The Greluche: 28 points (0 +28)
Wayne99: 28 points (0 +28)
RX Queen: 20 (0 +20)
4. 2 points (2 + 0)
Bil-dget: 2 points (2 + 0)


Go a few days for a new Blind-Test not pitched beetles ...

Sunday, November 11, 2007

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Silky eighth Joliversaire
my great puppet!

Sunday, November 4, 2007

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He swallowed a little trumpet

Barely recovered from the humiliating defeat of the XV of France against the Pumas of the pampas (it still took me two weeks), I decided to tell you in detail the many concerts I was fortunate to attend this summer.
To do this, I sought websites, photos and MP3 allows me to illustrate my point. Then

I discovered on "View a penguin and die", the blog of the excellent Toufo a sober note entitled "The class" and promising to "take a pie" at the sight of this live performance .

I'll let you judge:



Raul Midon State Of Mind

Since then, two albums of El Señor Raul Midon run continuously to home.

However, it does not look very complicated, according to the number of basic and Basically contained in this master classes given by the master himself:




If, like me, you fell in love with the music of El Señor Raul Midon, know that it will be touring our shores very soon, on November 12 in Geneva (I already have my ticket), November 16 at Feyzin, November 17 at the Olympia and November 21 to Massy. Thank

Toufo !

Saturday, October 6, 2007

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Roosters: 20 - 18: Kiwis

Well, thank you gentlemen for the little folk dancing, it was really fun and quite entertaining, and welcome back to the country especially (they must be very excited to have you there).


Okay, enough joking with the dancers.
Someone will take a small slice of roast beef?