Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Urine Smell In Underwear

Khonseil Khalifa of September 17, 2008


We tasted without any restraint, the minutes of such attendance certified, and submitted by our valiant khommentaires Arcadians [CLICK HERE ] .

pratikhes On the subject of the contract processing of books, embroidery convoluted the Caliph, whom this paper devotes a full page, are particularly Tasty. This meeting of the ad hoc Khommission convened in extremis to the cocktail hour, is a priceless humor.

A well-established tradition, whenever it tries to legitimize Khalife his mistakes, it only adds to the confusion. After an acrobatic surfing the wave of mud, so here is that the pedal merrily in semolina. Our Khalife is definitely a showman emeritus.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Does Eating Meat Increase Testosterone

Khronikhes Fall 2008

As we announced last year at the same time, the Caliph who always follows the news closely and never fails to about "... the school year is now behind us " . Waiting to know what is before us, enjoying this beautiful fall day for a laugh.

In his famous Editorial April 1, 2008 (what a delicious fish ...) The Caliph promised us draconian measures against incivilities recurring in the list which included the stray Khanid.

Under this martial declaration, an agreement was signed with a service charge to intervene unexpectedly to capture stray animals. Knowing that the dogs of the Caliph khourtisans represent a significant share of livestock Khanid constantly wandering in the village, this decision raised moult protests from those concerned.

Always attentive to his followers, the caliph got out of this mess by publishing several days in advance, the date and time of next visit "unexpected" of the pound, allowing responsible for the incivility to escape punishment. Who said "foutage of mouth" ?

Instead of wasting taxpayers' money on futile gestures, it would have been more useful to affect, for example, buying paper, pencils and other bits to entertain the kids entrusted to the care Khalifa. Unless the last school year has escaped the vigilance of the Caliph?

Monday, September 1, 2008

Play Games Where You Get Pregnant

Khronikhes summer 2008 - Continuation and end ...

In late summer mélankholikhe me, Mulot Khronikheur, I waited in vain for inspiration to start this with dignity rubrikhe last summer.

Dame Cigale had begun to sing Lady Tulip toying with his pots of paint, Sire Khristopher played orkhestre leader, Master Makhao étrennes a brand new studio and I Khronikheur Mouse, I was innocent of vikhtime blank page syndrome.

Fortunately, my eminent khollègue Mulot Enkhêteur arrived just in time to get out of this mess. Mirakhle of tekhnologie he had received in his mailbox virtual parchment of our published entertaining artikhle Grande Regional Gazette. What a sweet musikhe to our ears when he dékhlamé title "These virtual newspapers that exceed the Caliph" .

What wonderful profession as a journalist! You can a Khalife ridikhuliser khonseillers and all in the eyes of tens of thousands of lekhteurs and being, surkhroît, paid for this. The pamphlet in khestion is certainly not a skhooop, but it is a timely refresh memories languid khanikhule by the summer.

In the opinion of my honorable khollègue Khonseiller Juridikhe Mulot, the narrative is a delightful treachery, as he mentions twice that eStation © ® ™ be undertaken "on behalf of the Hall " , the author takes care to point out later that the About inkhriminés possibly may be a judicial proceeding, if " the person named " believes she is defamed or insulted.

To highlight this khonfusion publikhes between business and private interests, the author recalls the traditional Khalifa whining about alleged attakhes "personal" . It's great art in understatements and euphemisms. Finally

and based on a well oiled, our Caliph took the powder eskhampette before the invitation that has been made on this vote s'explikher wacky.

Mulot Khronikheur
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The Caliph of Shadoks and pumpers .




For Lady Lalie ...








And a big SPLASH! in the pond sludge, the Caliph for surfer ...




To Sire JCB ...