Sunday, March 21, 2010

How To Fix A Tarnished Mirror

The tassel on the turban of the Caliph ...


field mice are not readers of the Gazette customary area, a savory note to our dedicated showman Khalifa had escaped us.

Thanks be to Dame Cigale whose vigilance has revealed the existence of this scrapbook.

Khlikh image below to enjoy this masterpiece of chrestomathy.



Not content to ridicule each quarter with Editorials incredible in its Gazette Propaganda, that our little Khalife widens its audience and provokes hilarity throughout the country. The extravagance of his performance lead us to abandon allegories and metaphors that make the charm of our Gazette to write after this khronikhe, bluntly and secular language. We hope our readers will not mind we do this exemption.

The introduction of the article is the only point on which the Caliph n'affabule not explicitly claiming the generous distribution of building permits to his friends promoters. As for his "grin laughing" against its "opponents" , it should be somewhat strained. How frustrating not being able to develop a scheme that would have to book the largesse of the POS to its own devotees!

To justify the plots of land speculation and the tricks of real estate development, we used the Caliph, for the umpteenth time, the escobarderies bankruptcy the wine cooperative. Those lies are so outrageous, they deserve a development. Our knowledge in this area is rudimentary, we Mulot EnkhĂȘteur mandated to consult an expert very aware of events that date back to fifteen years. Here is the quintessence of his analysis, supported by irrefutable archives. The protagonists of this dark matter will certainly recognize.

First and ages ago, there is hardly a handful of real wine in the village. Operators who have benefited from the largesse of the Caliph Urban, did not produce a bland juice and unable to develop a wine worthy of the name. They have however received a comfortable income for several decades, thanks to grants that funded the community destruction of their crops by the distillation and the production of sugars. This is not a market crisis that has caused the rout of this lucrative system, but the greed of the biggest contributors, also directors of the structure, which shamelessly voted for exorbitant compensation for their harvest.

In addition, all members who had the wisdom to join the legal action taken by an association created for this purpose have fully recovered their money. The cleverest have even shot a comfortable profit. To complete the picture, it should be noted that these members are shareholders of the company that owns calendar the infamous brownfield which disfigures the entrance of our village. As such, they can still hope the juicy collection of capital gains on the day this site will find a buyer for a major real estate transaction.


A so-called altruistic rescue the agricultural world, the Caliph of our imagination adds the development of chimeric local trade. Chronic failures of his memory are forgetting that the village had more businesses with 1500 inhabitants, than it is to live today with a population doubled. One exception, real estate ... big deal ! The explanation for this apparent contradiction is simple. Population growth in the country, has stimulated the insatiable appetite of the retail brands and the development of their settlements gradually asphyxiation local shops nearby. The mention of

water tower to illustrate the adaptation of infrastructure to urban village, is the charade that our entertainer is customary. Where are the
greenspace that could somewhat soften the concreting of the new districts?
Where are the sidewalks that would have allowed children to attend school walk safely and avoid traffic polluting cars to several hundred hours of input and output classes? Where are the
bike paths that would ease the residents of new neighborhoods, access to the village center?

To get a more comprehensive opinion on the remarkable ability to anticipate our Khalife pathological liar, the reader may usefully consult the relevant comments of Sir JCB, published under the title "chaotic urbanization" top of our khronikhe A global project and homogeneous?

Point black roads is cheerfully discharged with an argument of a rare incongruity. What the "land reserves" they would miraculously overcome the catastrophic collapse of the municipal road? The Caliph would he proposed construction of a beltway in what remains of the vineyards around Khanay City?

The statement that "we can not build on flood plains" is grounded in common sense. It remains to determine how many buildings have already been permitted in areas at risk they are exposed to spills of HĂ©rault or flooding by runoff. On this subject, the interested reader can find further information in the article Hydraulic Study Areas North published on the site of the valiant Arcadians.

Soaring final Caliph in this tissue of nonsense, is beautiful. The vast and irreversible mess of uncontrolled urbanization, so stop suddenly 3499 inhabitants, lying just to the wrong language? Who has not "laughed" when reading this nonsense?

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