Saturday, February 6, 2010

Sucking Nipple On The Bus

Little Khanaytois - January 2010 The Little

With his latest Editorial Masquerade our Caliph reached juggler and even crossed the summits of foutage of mouth ™ and false culterie ™. To appreciate the true substance of his hypocrisy, I recommend reading the pungent khronikhe dedicated by Dame Cigale escobarderie of this monument.

my poor lady is there no seasons!
In our countries, the tradition is to make New Year's greeting in the first days of January . For Wishes sent by letter and those expressed in turn, use a tolerance granted until the end of this first month of the year.

To distinguish itself, our revered caliph shouted his family in his Propaganda Gazette dated January, but distributed to citizens in the first days of February . Unless this time drift is one of those "collateral damage" of "slump ecological" caliph our vision we predicted in his hilarious Editorial January 2009.

Still, to our dismay, we're out of time for a corollary to return the compliment. All things considered, this situation presents the substantial advantage that we avoid falling into hypocrisy ...

Art vows
For ordinary mortals, it is not easy to show originality in expressing his wishes to knowledge he does not share intimacy. The city fathers who are faced with this obstacle, have the chance to decorate the usual platitudes (health, happiness, money, success) , by presenting their subjects a record of their accomplishments the past year and outlining their projects for the coming year.

Our poor Caliph had nothing of convincing to be published on both subjects, is reduced to its season two lines of cliches, with an extravagant tirade in which he was to atone for 20 years flagellum of laxity and incompetence its administration. It's wonderful!

"That water, water everywhere!"
Exclamation of remarkable relevance attributed to Marshal Patrice de Mac Mahon, Chairman Republic, June 26, 1875, regarding the flooding of the Garonne. Captivated by such eloquence, the Vizier local allegedly replied: "And yet, Mr. Marshall, you see only the top" .

It is the same for the burlesque factum Khalife cons this "majority of deadbeats" who fail to pay their water bills. In fact, her wording is open only to counter the administration which has been raised and which an invoice in proper form was sent . Beneath the surface of this category of users, it circulates strange Rumors about other practices used to avoid the tithe of the water.
Prominent devotees of the Caliph pride themselves on having escaped to install a counter on the connection of their residence. Some boast of having cleverly cobbled together their installation, in order to turn the meter as they wish, to display a strict minimum consumption. Still others, owners of a facility fully compliant plead their special relationship to state to have never been charged for their water consumption. Sordid realities or mere posturing?
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To conclude (provisionally ...) this episode to a delightful zaniness, we have yet to discover the dark motives that led the Caliph to discredit itself with this unpacked incongruous deficiencies its own administration. Publicly question why the authors of these "incivilities" , once they are identified by name? What is the point of proclaiming to all people, that "The debtors will be informed by letter of the amount due" ? This good basic sense, is it an innovation so revolutionary?

Finally, the poor Caliph did not resist his penchant for historical victimization ™, with its whining about "some people" who will blame him (the happy beneficiaries of his indulgences clientelism?) and "some riders" (its khourtisans disappointed?) who will benefit him for stealing his Baball.

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