Monday, September 1, 2008

Play Games Where You Get Pregnant

Khronikhes summer 2008 - Continuation and end ...

In late summer mélankholikhe me, Mulot Khronikheur, I waited in vain for inspiration to start this with dignity rubrikhe last summer.

Dame Cigale had begun to sing Lady Tulip toying with his pots of paint, Sire Khristopher played orkhestre leader, Master Makhao étrennes a brand new studio and I Khronikheur Mouse, I was innocent of vikhtime blank page syndrome.

Fortunately, my eminent khollègue Mulot Enkhêteur arrived just in time to get out of this mess. Mirakhle of tekhnologie he had received in his mailbox virtual parchment of our published entertaining artikhle Grande Regional Gazette. What a sweet musikhe to our ears when he dékhlamé title "These virtual newspapers that exceed the Caliph" .

What wonderful profession as a journalist! You can a Khalife ridikhuliser khonseillers and all in the eyes of tens of thousands of lekhteurs and being, surkhroît, paid for this. The pamphlet in khestion is certainly not a skhooop, but it is a timely refresh memories languid khanikhule by the summer.

In the opinion of my honorable khollègue Khonseiller Juridikhe Mulot, the narrative is a delightful treachery, as he mentions twice that eStation © ® ™ be undertaken "on behalf of the Hall " , the author takes care to point out later that the About inkhriminés possibly may be a judicial proceeding, if " the person named " believes she is defamed or insulted.

To highlight this khonfusion publikhes between business and private interests, the author recalls the traditional Khalifa whining about alleged attakhes "personal" . It's great art in understatements and euphemisms. Finally

and based on a well oiled, our Caliph took the powder eskhampette before the invitation that has been made on this vote s'explikher wacky.

Mulot Khronikheur
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The Caliph of Shadoks and pumpers .




For Lady Lalie ...








And a big SPLASH! in the pond sludge, the Caliph for surfer ...




To Sire JCB ...

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Cake Templates For Good Luck

SKHOOOP!

Sensational rebound
Case KHAKHAO
The constabulary the Empire on the trail of a dangerous psykhopathe
Background: In the night of 16 Abib 1724, a violent fire broke out in the studio of renowned landscape artist Master Khakhao, reducing to ashes all his work.
Investigations conducted by our special correspondent Enkhêteur Mulot, in collaboration with the agent sekhret Mulot Chevalier d'Eon, allow us to unveil our lekhteurs below this mysterious case.
In this fatal night, about 22 o'clock sharp, a stranger impersonating the Caliph and imitating his voice, sent a message to Master vokhal Khakhao, ordering him to burn his paintings, under penalty of a eStation © ® ™ by Justice for infringement of her privacy and image theft. The thief said he was with his avokhat record.
amazed by the frenzy, Master Khakhao replied to this individual that he was wasting his time and money with this nonsense childhood. To which the thief replied Khonseillers his had given him carte blanche to tap into the khassette Khalifa, to pay the Estate © ® ™ with moneys khontribuables. The individual then forged a female voice to utter incoherent words about a dark history of anonymous missives.
Having already been subjected to similar threats in the recent past, the painter Khakhao considered foolish statements of the caller could be that expression of delirium a raving lunatic. Fearing for his life and that of his family, he visited his workshop and set fire to his canvases.
the usurper's allusion to the use of khassette Khalifa, less than three hours after the deliberation of the Caliph Khonseillers on this and so grotesque that this decision does had still been no publication, intrigued enkhêteurs and encourages them to seek this dangerous psykhopathe in the near surroundings of the caliph.
Until light is shed on this strange case, the authorities recommend extreme caution to amateur painters of the Caliphate. According to our expert Psykhiatre Mulot, the mere fact of having donned the identity of the Caliph to engage in this despicable blackmail, in this individual indicates a profound disturbance of personality. The mere sight of a canvas, a brush or a tube of paint, could cause an uncontrollable fit of madness.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Shower Before Or After A Wax

Khronikhes summer 2008 - August khouri ...

... and this August khourt has so briskly that it comes with several days ahead of its schedule khalendaire.


In fact, its appearance is due to premature khomplaintes received several of our khousines mice. They protest the treatment by khontre our venerable lekhteurs which require them parkhourir over 50 khommentaires, before reaching the final of gossip khronikhes of July instant.


We decided to open this new rubrikhe before these mice rékhalcitrantes © one not in court for so frivolous a reason, though less misleading than the latest fashion in the Khour Caliph.

Mulot editor

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

About Front Office Department

Khronikhes Summer 2008 - July khouri

Hello one and all,

Before joining the resort exotic, Mulot Chevalier d'Eon has taken the excellent initiative to organize a tour of duty with his informants.


On our return, so we have a sample of news events and stories of those early summer weeks. It speaks of a curious meeting of ASPEKH, new exploits of the proprietress of khamping, plus the latest issue of the Gazette Khalifa.

rubrikhe This summer is open to our loyal readers, to chat at ease on those subjects.

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Macao

Hi I doubt that what led you to halt your blog is suddenly serious and I hope they are not health problems for you or your wife. At least that is the back pressure in your [censored] mayor. While all this is virtual it is still less than in front of the keyboard there is someone and your personality is endearing. I hope you're going to rebuild their health and regain your blog or another because it's your thing. Make me a sign to start and it will return to Hades.

I have the advantage over you have seen your reel and know where you live ....... Hades.

July 26, 2008 11:50