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Little Khanaytois - January 2010 The Little

With his latest Editorial Masquerade our Caliph reached juggler and even crossed the summits of foutage of mouth ™ and false culterie ™. To appreciate the true substance of his hypocrisy, I recommend reading the pungent khronikhe dedicated by Dame Cigale escobarderie of this monument.

my poor lady is there no seasons!

In our countries, the tradition is to make New Year's greeting in the first days of January . For Wishes sent by letter and those expressed in turn, use a tolerance granted until the end of this first month of the year.

To distinguish itself, our revered caliph shouted his family in his Propaganda Gazette dated January, but distributed to citizens in the first days of February . Unless this time drift is one of those "collateral damage" of "slump ecological" caliph our vision we predicted in his hilarious Editorial January 2009.

Still, to our dismay, we're out of time for a corollary to return the compliment. All things considered, this situation presents the substantial advantage that we avoid falling into hypocrisy ...

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For ordinary mortals, it is not easy to show originality in expressing his wishes to knowledge he does not share intimacy. The city fathers who are faced with this obstacle, have the chance to decorate the usual platitudes (health, happiness, money, success) , by presenting their subjects a record of their accomplishments the past year and outlining their projects for the coming year.

Our poor Caliph had nothing of convincing to be published on both subjects, is reduced to its season two lines of cliches, with an extravagant tirade in which he was to atone for 20 years flagellum of laxity and incompetence its administration. It's wonderful!

"That water, water everywhere!"

Exclamation of remarkable relevance attributed to Marshal Patrice de Mac Mahon, Chairman Republic, June 26, 1875, regarding the flooding of the Garonne. Captivated by such eloquence, the Vizier local allegedly replied: "And yet, Mr. Marshall, you see only the top" .

It is the same for the burlesque factum Khalife cons this "majority of deadbeats" who fail to pay their water bills. In fact, her wording is open only to counter the administration which has been raised and which an invoice in proper form was sent . Beneath the surface of this category of users, it circulates strange Rumors about other practices used to avoid the tithe of the water.

Prominent devotees of the Caliph pride themselves on having escaped to install a counter on the connection of their residence. Some boast of having cleverly cobbled together their installation, in order to turn the meter as they wish, to display a strict minimum consumption. Still others, owners of a facility fully compliant plead their special relationship to state to have never been charged for their water consumption. Sordid realities or mere posturing?

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To conclude (provisionally ...) this episode to a delightful zaniness, we have yet to discover the dark motives that led the Caliph to discredit itself with this unpacked incongruous deficiencies its own administration. Publicly question why the authors of these "incivilities" , once they are identified by name? What is the point of proclaiming to all people, that "The debtors will be informed by letter of the amount due" ? This good basic sense, is it an innovation so revolutionary?

Finally, the poor Caliph did not resist his penchant for historical victimization ™, with its whining about "some people" who will blame him (the happy beneficiaries of his indulgences clientelism?) and "some riders" (its khourtisans disappointed?) who will benefit him for stealing his Baball.

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Khanaytois - October 2009

reading this issue of the Gazette Propaganda Khalifa has caused deep distress in the community of field mice. Indeed, the absence of the traditional items that we had the activities of associations, this publication takes away much of its charm. The disappointment was so intense that we were about to give up writing this khronikhe. Only a keen sense of duty has enabled us to overcome this cruel ordeal ...

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After starting the year with his views on the nebulae "eco slump" and "damage collateral " , our revered Caliph gives us a new specimen of his laughable Editorials- diversions.

With all the hype about the flu called" A ", it was inevitable that it be contaminated by the virus H1N1 which has the great merit of obscuring the real news on sensitive subjects, namely: the economic and social problems, for the Grand Caliph of the Elysee, the realization of promises élekhtorales dithyrambikhes, for the Little Caliph Khanay.

This is indeed there "what destabilize the average citizen who asks many questions " and they are not " bins pedal (s) " which will bring the answers, even if he feels immense pride to discover that the Caliph performance managed to equip tekhnologikhe said several pedal bins (s) ...

The subject deliberately banal and aseptic chosen for this Editorial of record by the scribe of the Caliph, was probably considered very rewarding by the latter, so that he could not resist the urge to insert a proclamation egocentric "I agreed with Mr. Sub Prefect bassinet pad ... ... and blah, blah ..." . This revelation superfluous by an insignificant detail administrative stewardship, will not fail to arouse the admiration of the crowd beats.

In the body of the Gazette, the Caliph finally reveals his smoky "Environmental Charter" . It is clear that after a gestation period of almost elephantine , the mountain gave birth ... a green mouse

... Amid a welter of generalities khopiées-khollées, we read that "The municipality wants to initiate a process of reflection on actions to be undertaken in order to promote and ensure environmental quality policy throughout its territory" .

To the extent that this grandiose statement of intent based on an embryo of reality, our elected officials can dispense with the wire reinvent sliced bread, trying to save himself steps of reflection and exempt themselves from harassing meetings having the intelligence to begin by documenting the work already done by eminent professionals for many years.

To assist local governments and urban stakeholders to reduce the environmental impact of their achievements, ADEME has developed since 2003 a specific methodology for Approach Environmental Planning ( AEU) . This excellent book is available for the modest sum of € 50 with the Bookstore Monitor .

As for the details of the commitments of the charter, there is no shortage of salt, as well as the Caliph is no shortage of air.

• The new prefabricated canteen is representative of future "construction methods that respect the environment" ?


• Repository "sustainable neighborhood" Was "imposed on developers' for the operation of subdivision Oh! From Khanay ?


• For "Charter yard clean , the Caliph gave us an overview of its environmental commitment, just weeks after his election, giving his blessing to spill into the Lergue, tens of tons of toxic waste site.

Ultimately, in this litany of petitions of principle, the only concrete operation will be educating kids, action that will rely primarily on already heavily burdened shoulders of teachers, the Caliph is satisfying to hold forth over the ceremonies.

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Drop-off ...

. .. and embarkation

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Promises Fall ...

... Gone with the wind!

Considering the number of khommentaires khronikhe published in the previous order to spare mice from our fans an arduous journey to the last gossip, we open this new space for the expression of popular enthusiasm aroused by our revered Caliph pantomimes [Blessed be His Glorious Ego Editorials] .

Our concern has nothing to do the henchmen of his Khomité Skhrutation Gazettes Sentients, whose IQ is riveted to the scallops, wild-eyed and speechless, in the first quarter of khommentaires, in a desperate attempt to understand the meaning , failing to have the ability to perceive the true substance.

After subsequent digressions and tall stories which closed the previous chapter, the theme of exciting light stomach upsets arising from our horrific gossip among sensitive souls, it is time to return to more serious subjects, if indeed it is decent to use this attribute citing the Caliph and his sycophants.

We begin with a footnote to the relevant observation Sire Khandide on the content of the last khonseil Khalifa. The spooky

Scheme General Circulation is not the only trick that illusionist of our Caliph promised us in his surprise package for this autumn. In his

Edito-nonsense last May, we outlined a "Another major issue on which we work" , namely a grand "Communal Charter ... blah ... blah ..." which we announced it " should be presented to citizens from the beginning of September " .

Once again, the miraculous year of this revelation is not specified. Does it mean that the concept of "working on folder" , is for our elected officials to sit in the choir above With complacency customary subservient to them?

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Journalism or disinformation? Amir Khadir

While the media in their usual partisanship, we use the race card to explain why approximately 1 million people demonstrated against foolish interventionist policies, begun under Bush Jr. then amplified under the Obama administration, he is important to read two old articles about what is still relevant, in reality, our modern journalism.

First Link: BIAS: How the media distort reality (2002)
Second link: Amazement: The Ombudsman de Radio-Canada denounces the lack of diversity and bias Journalists in the mainstream media