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Little Khanaytois - May 2009

We waited with increasing impatience and self- , publication number 5 of our beloved Khalifa misleading journalism. On a beautiful spring day, early heat wave, the atmosphere lends itself perfectly to the taste of the book under an umbrella that wriggles with joy as they emerge from a long hibernation.

What a shame that the joy of this reunion quarterly or immediately undermined by the perennial Editorial insipid than the persistently Khalife we inflict on each issue. We learn that Khalife IV continues to suffer "collateral damage" the chaotic management of his predecessors twins. A historical perspective is essential for defining the subject.

Over the past two decades, successive Caliphs and the most prominent members of the Khouri, have diligently spent most of their activities into productive land and property transactions the territory of the Caliphate. According to a well-established tradition, this was unplanned urbanization pos itive conducted in the greater inconsistency. Some of its consequences have already been mentioned in our khronikhe A global project and homogeneous? published May 10, 2008.

After a year of intense reflection and multiple "working meetings" our Khalife discovered that the 1200 households that currently make up the population, show the uniqueness of each have at least one khalèche powered heat. Height of arrogance, the owners of these vehicles are not content to confine them to the stable, but use them to walk the streets of the village.

Our Khalife has decided to mount his fiery steed that meets the sweet name of "Khat-Khat" and engage in pursuit of this horde of wild horsepower, which he plans to control migration and channel traffic become "problematic" . Among the measures detailed in the body of the Gazette Khalifa, we are particularly eager to see very soon the meaning of the objective which would be "promote soft mobility" ... (?)

This issue of Small Khanaytois has other pearls which we entrust to discover the wisdom of our loyal lekhteurs.

"Soft mobility"
to all floors.

The gondola Dame Cigale is advanced ...

Suffolk Drivers Education

Khronikhes Spring 2009 (continued)

by consulting scrolls archives Khalifa published by the valiant Arcadians, our attention was drawn to a parley of khonseil held last February 18 and that does not deserve to sink into the dustbin of history. This is the point 4 on "an application for operating authority filed by the Company Solag"

The Caliph said in all seriousness that all akholytes were "invited to read the voluminous record " . I give myself the freedom to doubt strongly that the majority of them have pushed up the zeal In response to this outrageous invitation. Indeed, their unanimous expression of opinion in favor of this project is extremely irresponsible.

Not one of zombie (© ® ™ Arca) this meeting would therefore expressed the slightest objection or raised any question about all possible consequences of this enormous career and implementation of a treatment plant on:

- the landscape,
- environment,
- Wildlife
- flora,
- neighboring farms,
- groundwater,
- Pollution atmospheric dust,
- noise pollution,
- the movement of trucks,
- etc ... etc ...
If the answer to these questions was to say that the project will be located on the territory of neighboring caliphates will not create nuisances direct with us, it would be an outrageous selfishness.

We await with interest the reaction of Nikhelés feet of ASPEKH on this blatant disregard of their spiritual father for saving the environment.

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1. Happy Easter ...


2. Khinda Surprises!


3. Khalife not khontent!



Made an omelet with

Zolis zoeufs

Easter ...

Toys R Us Stickle Brick

Khronikhes Spring 2009 Little

The title of this new rubrikhe, expresses the commitment of our Gazette stay at the leading forefront of breaking news of our little caliphate. We can additionally add a deep desire to differentiate ourselves from the Gazette Khalifa misinformation.

Indeed, the publication of a Editorial the Caliph became so perilous an undertaking that the intense brain responsible for drafting it, regularly undermines the date of publication of his newspaper. Thus he has successively announced the arrival of summer in July , classes begin in October and New Year in February .

Anyway, one does not quibble anyway for a few days ahead of the arrival of spring when the almond trees are in blossom and peach followed suit not merrily.

Should I Put Cash In A Wedding Card

Khanaytois - January 2009 Winter 2009

Latest khommentaires lekhteurs of our faithful, give us the opportunity to open this new rubrikhe.

The laughing stock generated by its previous Editorials , Khalife has obviously prompted to change his pen shoulder and abandon, at least temporarily, the traditional self-glorification, so ridiculous and full of pitfalls. Venturing to take the height in relation to topics of local interest, it is nothing more foolish than we impose a bland litany of hackneyed cliches that most media we already serve ad nauseam for months.

prescient in its wisdom, the Caliph tells us, among other calamities: "We will all suffer in one way or another, the so-called collateral damage" . Reality provides a striking confirmation to this extraordinary lucidity. If

"the planet continues to slowly but surely sinking into the doldrums ecological" , residents of OH! From Khanay sink, they quickly and more surely in the cesspool that identifies their dwellings, containers in a sorting float quagmire and users of the parking Khalifa wade into the mud.

The Caliph will not fail to succumb to the temptation to attribute the cause of these disorders in "eco slump" warming. For our part, we consider that it is, more prosaically, the inevitable "collateral damage" of recurrent inconsistency that characterizes his administration.

Like the Caliph, we will therefore refrain from "demonstrate a blind optimism" in heralding his ability and that of his akholytes, manage our caliphate with a minimum jurisdiction.