Saturday, June 26, 2010

Can You Die From Bone Cancer

Tree of Life / Tree of Life:

It’s almost one year that we learned about the Nigerian way of planting a tree of life for a child that is to be born so that the tree will grow through the years as the child does. At that time friends of ours, Isabelle and Baptiste, had two different sets friends about to give birth so together with we planted a tree for the two children, Maya and Aya in the Escape3points gardens. May the children grow strong and one day even have a chance to see Their Tree of Life!

We have just been informed that we have another chance to plant another Tree of Life for Isabelle and Baptiste as they are expecting! A second symbol of human life will soon grow at Cape Three Points!

almost a year ago, a tree was planted in the garden by Isabelle Escape3points Baptist and for births of Maya and Aya. The tree is doing well and weather resistant. I hope this gesture will bring good luck to both girls.

In our turn to plant a tree for good luck for the future baby Isabelle and Baptist. Thank you for teaching this tradition came from Niger I think. And two threes in Cape Three Points!

Sunday, March 21, 2010

How To Fix A Tarnished Mirror

The tassel on the turban of the Caliph ...


field mice are not readers of the Gazette customary area, a savory note to our dedicated showman Khalifa had escaped us.

Thanks be to Dame Cigale whose vigilance has revealed the existence of this scrapbook.

Khlikh image below to enjoy this masterpiece of chrestomathy.



Not content to ridicule each quarter with Editorials incredible in its Gazette Propaganda, that our little Khalife widens its audience and provokes hilarity throughout the country. The extravagance of his performance lead us to abandon allegories and metaphors that make the charm of our Gazette to write after this khronikhe, bluntly and secular language. We hope our readers will not mind we do this exemption.

The introduction of the article is the only point on which the Caliph n'affabule not explicitly claiming the generous distribution of building permits to his friends promoters. As for his "grin laughing" against its "opponents" , it should be somewhat strained. How frustrating not being able to develop a scheme that would have to book the largesse of the POS to its own devotees!

To justify the plots of land speculation and the tricks of real estate development, we used the Caliph, for the umpteenth time, the escobarderies bankruptcy the wine cooperative. Those lies are so outrageous, they deserve a development. Our knowledge in this area is rudimentary, we Mulot Enkhêteur mandated to consult an expert very aware of events that date back to fifteen years. Here is the quintessence of his analysis, supported by irrefutable archives. The protagonists of this dark matter will certainly recognize.

First and ages ago, there is hardly a handful of real wine in the village. Operators who have benefited from the largesse of the Caliph Urban, did not produce a bland juice and unable to develop a wine worthy of the name. They have however received a comfortable income for several decades, thanks to grants that funded the community destruction of their crops by the distillation and the production of sugars. This is not a market crisis that has caused the rout of this lucrative system, but the greed of the biggest contributors, also directors of the structure, which shamelessly voted for exorbitant compensation for their harvest.

In addition, all members who had the wisdom to join the legal action taken by an association created for this purpose have fully recovered their money. The cleverest have even shot a comfortable profit. To complete the picture, it should be noted that these members are shareholders of the company that owns calendar the infamous brownfield which disfigures the entrance of our village. As such, they can still hope the juicy collection of capital gains on the day this site will find a buyer for a major real estate transaction.


A so-called altruistic rescue the agricultural world, the Caliph of our imagination adds the development of chimeric local trade. Chronic failures of his memory are forgetting that the village had more businesses with 1500 inhabitants, than it is to live today with a population doubled. One exception, real estate ... big deal ! The explanation for this apparent contradiction is simple. Population growth in the country, has stimulated the insatiable appetite of the retail brands and the development of their settlements gradually asphyxiation local shops nearby. The mention of

water tower to illustrate the adaptation of infrastructure to urban village, is the charade that our entertainer is customary. Where are the
greenspace that could somewhat soften the concreting of the new districts?
Where are the sidewalks that would have allowed children to attend school walk safely and avoid traffic polluting cars to several hundred hours of input and output classes? Where are the
bike paths that would ease the residents of new neighborhoods, access to the village center?

To get a more comprehensive opinion on the remarkable ability to anticipate our Khalife pathological liar, the reader may usefully consult the relevant comments of Sir JCB, published under the title "chaotic urbanization" top of our khronikhe A global project and homogeneous?

Point black roads is cheerfully discharged with an argument of a rare incongruity. What the "land reserves" they would miraculously overcome the catastrophic collapse of the municipal road? The Caliph would he proposed construction of a beltway in what remains of the vineyards around Khanay City?

The statement that "we can not build on flood plains" is grounded in common sense. It remains to determine how many buildings have already been permitted in areas at risk they are exposed to spills of Hérault or flooding by runoff. On this subject, the interested reader can find further information in the article Hydraulic Study Areas North published on the site of the valiant Arcadians.

Soaring final Caliph in this tissue of nonsense, is beautiful. The vast and irreversible mess of uncontrolled urbanization, so stop suddenly 3499 inhabitants, lying just to the wrong language? Who has not "laughed" when reading this nonsense?

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Sucking Nipple On The Bus

Little Khanaytois - January 2010 The Little

With his latest Editorial Masquerade our Caliph reached juggler and even crossed the summits of foutage of mouth ™ and false culterie ™. To appreciate the true substance of his hypocrisy, I recommend reading the pungent khronikhe dedicated by Dame Cigale escobarderie of this monument.

my poor lady is there no seasons!
In our countries, the tradition is to make New Year's greeting in the first days of January . For Wishes sent by letter and those expressed in turn, use a tolerance granted until the end of this first month of the year.

To distinguish itself, our revered caliph shouted his family in his Propaganda Gazette dated January, but distributed to citizens in the first days of February . Unless this time drift is one of those "collateral damage" of "slump ecological" caliph our vision we predicted in his hilarious Editorial January 2009.

Still, to our dismay, we're out of time for a corollary to return the compliment. All things considered, this situation presents the substantial advantage that we avoid falling into hypocrisy ...

Art vows
For ordinary mortals, it is not easy to show originality in expressing his wishes to knowledge he does not share intimacy. The city fathers who are faced with this obstacle, have the chance to decorate the usual platitudes (health, happiness, money, success) , by presenting their subjects a record of their accomplishments the past year and outlining their projects for the coming year.

Our poor Caliph had nothing of convincing to be published on both subjects, is reduced to its season two lines of cliches, with an extravagant tirade in which he was to atone for 20 years flagellum of laxity and incompetence its administration. It's wonderful!

"That water, water everywhere!"
Exclamation of remarkable relevance attributed to Marshal Patrice de Mac Mahon, Chairman Republic, June 26, 1875, regarding the flooding of the Garonne. Captivated by such eloquence, the Vizier local allegedly replied: "And yet, Mr. Marshall, you see only the top" .

It is the same for the burlesque factum Khalife cons this "majority of deadbeats" who fail to pay their water bills. In fact, her wording is open only to counter the administration which has been raised and which an invoice in proper form was sent . Beneath the surface of this category of users, it circulates strange Rumors about other practices used to avoid the tithe of the water.
Prominent devotees of the Caliph pride themselves on having escaped to install a counter on the connection of their residence. Some boast of having cleverly cobbled together their installation, in order to turn the meter as they wish, to display a strict minimum consumption. Still others, owners of a facility fully compliant plead their special relationship to state to have never been charged for their water consumption. Sordid realities or mere posturing?
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To conclude (provisionally ...) this episode to a delightful zaniness, we have yet to discover the dark motives that led the Caliph to discredit itself with this unpacked incongruous deficiencies its own administration. Publicly question why the authors of these "incivilities" , once they are identified by name? What is the point of proclaiming to all people, that "The debtors will be informed by letter of the amount due" ? This good basic sense, is it an innovation so revolutionary?

Finally, the poor Caliph did not resist his penchant for historical victimization ™, with its whining about "some people" who will blame him (the happy beneficiaries of his indulgences clientelism?) and "some riders" (its khourtisans disappointed?) who will benefit him for stealing his Baball.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

One Piece Nami Y Nico Robin X

Khanaytois - October 2009

reading this issue of the Gazette Propaganda Khalifa has caused deep distress in the community of field mice. Indeed, the absence of the traditional items that we had the activities of associations, this publication takes away much of its charm. The disappointment was so intense that we were about to give up writing this khronikhe. Only a keen sense of duty has enabled us to overcome this cruel ordeal ...

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After starting the year with his views on the nebulae "eco slump" and "damage collateral " , our revered Caliph gives us a new specimen of his laughable Editorials- diversions.

With all the hype about the flu called" A ", it was inevitable that it be contaminated by the virus H1N1 which has the great merit of obscuring the real news on sensitive subjects, namely: the economic and social problems, for the Grand Caliph of the Elysee, the realization of promises élekhtorales dithyrambikhes, for the Little Caliph Khanay.

This is indeed there "what destabilize the average citizen who asks many questions " and they are not " bins pedal (s) " which will bring the answers, even if he feels immense pride to discover that the Caliph performance managed to equip tekhnologikhe said several pedal bins (s) ...

The subject deliberately banal and aseptic chosen for this Editorial of record by the scribe of the Caliph, was probably considered very rewarding by the latter, so that he could not resist the urge to insert a proclamation egocentric "I agreed with Mr. Sub Prefect bassinet pad ... ... and blah, blah ..." . This revelation superfluous by an insignificant detail administrative stewardship, will not fail to arouse the admiration of the crowd beats.

In the body of the Gazette, the Caliph finally reveals his smoky "Environmental Charter" . It is clear that after a gestation period of almost elephantine , the mountain gave birth ... a green mouse

... Amid a welter of generalities khopiées-khollées, we read that "The municipality wants to initiate a process of reflection on actions to be undertaken in order to promote and ensure environmental quality policy throughout its territory" .

To the extent that this grandiose statement of intent based on an embryo of reality, our elected officials can dispense with the wire reinvent sliced bread, trying to save himself steps of reflection and exempt themselves from harassing meetings having the intelligence to begin by documenting the work already done by eminent professionals for many years.

To assist local governments and urban stakeholders to reduce the environmental impact of their achievements, ADEME has developed since 2003 a specific methodology for Approach Environmental Planning ( AEU) . This excellent book is available for the modest sum of € 50 with the Bookstore Monitor .

As for the details of the commitments of the charter, there is no shortage of salt, as well as the Caliph is no shortage of air.
  • The new prefabricated canteen is representative of future "construction methods that respect the environment" ?

  • Repository "sustainable neighborhood" Was "imposed on developers' for the operation of subdivision Oh! From Khanay ?

  • For "Charter yard clean , the Caliph gave us an overview of its environmental commitment, just weeks after his election, giving his blessing to spill into the Lergue, tens of tons of toxic waste site.
Ultimately, in this litany of petitions of principle, the only concrete operation will be educating kids, action that will rely primarily on already heavily burdened shoulders of teachers, the Caliph is satisfying to hold forth over the ceremonies.

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