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Khatalogue promises of Caliph élekhtorales IV for years 2008-2013

We open this rubrikhe to respond to the request made by Capricorn in its sire khommentaire November 9. During the last khampagne élekhtorale, Khalife III strained nerves élekhteurs panting, distilling them every day of the 13 chapters its program.

For new residents who have not had the revelation of this khatalogue, and those who are eager to forget the content, we will relive those moments of extreme tension, publishing a daily of 48 promises in order khronologikhe their proclamation. Taking into account possible fluctuations in the daily rédakhtion, this memory exercise should be deployed in 7-8 weeks.

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THEME OF ACTION: ENVIRONMENTAL
a moral obligation for the welfare of our citizens and future generations.
1 - Environmental Charter: engagement between the municipality and the population.
2 - Flowers and beautify the village.
3 - Develop a policy of environmental awareness.
4 - Encourage and support eco-construction (high environmental quality criteria).
5 - Continue to support the CCC in collaboration with the eco-school project (Canet won two consecutive years the school eco-label: sorting of waste and water).

WORK UNDER CONSTANT FOR A SCHOOL OF ACTING
schools Canet and well-being of our children remains a priority for our team.
6 - Expansion of the school.
7 - Final completion of the parking lot.
8 - Built by the CCC to a nursery with 25 places (opening on 1 January 2009).
9 - Develop and expand the sport in schools by the SEMS (Educational Service Municipal des Sports).

PRIORITY: HIGHWAY AND STREET LIGHTING
Continue the action taken to improve roads and public lighting of the village
10 - Cleaning up the neighborhood castle.
11 - Redesigning the village square.
12 - Finish the neighborhoods still under construction.
13 - Rehabilitation of the road.
14 - Continue the public lighting network.

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Little Khanaytois - October 2008

Gazette misinformation Khalifa

To enjoy some innocent moments of distraction that rainy day, field mice were examined with the utmost attention on this masterpiece of the subtle art of brewing in the wind: the now famous Editorial the Caliph.

The latest edition to a great start: "Much work will begin, and web should be spread over one year."

The reader and taxpayer, enticed by a forecast that far ahead, he said he will be able to read a list of sites he dreams for many years: flowering and beautification village, maintenance and repair of roads, extension of public lighting, construction of sidewalks, secure travel, anything that touches their daily lives.

Nay! The Caliph announces achievement of an entirely different magnitude.

The future inhabitants of OH! to learn Khanay therefore with great joy, they will benefit from the latest medical advances of the twenty-first century: running water to all floors and any access to sewerage. The gossips who already provided the digging of wells and septic systems, can only bow before this realization, also already voted on June 28, 2007 . Like what, announced several times the same thing, that you loose the hollow of an Editorial.

On the road to Clermont, Khalife discovered with amazement that the development work planned by the Department for several years, will continue. It is true that he did not used to see projects to materialize in a timely manner. So, we must realize the urgency of the work ever carried over the last decade, under penalty of having to demolish a brand new floor.

Then the player must swallow a tirade soporific on the Pont Canet, erected for the occasion "heritage heart of canétois" . The Caliph had nothing to do, nothing to do in this work, which did not prevent us spread two paragraphs, as if he would personally take charge of repainting the venerable structure. All this talk to tell us what? He does not know the date of these future projects, traffic lights that slow traffic and it will tell us more when he knows whereof he speaks.

This braggart Khalife cleverly connects on "another project area" , as if the previous was one of hers. Whoever follows is not more. Indeed, the crib is the only inter-jurisdiction of the CCC and the Caliph we had already announced its "opening on 1 January 2009" . We are now at work that "should" be undertaken in the course of "first half of 2009" . Between January and June of next year, this leaves a comfortable margin before having to reveal a possible further extension.

Finally, to come to one project a little bit innovative, fading memory of the Caliph stumbles the fact that the redevelopment of school space has already been reviewed, approved and voted there are over 8 months . Then it was enough to cancel the project on one pretext or another, and to highlight appropriately in times of scarcity communicative. The art of arranging the leftovers and make something new with a rehash.

As for the conclusion of the Editorial, it is a hallucination fabrications. Khalife talks about the spread of projects over time, to preserve the balance of financial management.

Knowing that work on the road and Brignac on the road to Clermont must be completed before the end of the year, and that the bridge construction site in Canet, and the construction of the crib by the CCC are no matter the finances of the county, what are those mysterious projects (plural!) which must be spread over time, otherwise jeopardize the financial management? It is true that in terms of sprawl, the Caliph could rely on a long practice. This

Editorial thus a perfect illustration of a principle hackneyed politician: "This is not because we have nothing to say, he must deny know loud and clear" .

Finally, I wonder about the nature of fantasy that pushes the Caliph presumptuously to thank me for the "trust" I never had any intention to grant him.

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Khonseil Khalifa of September 17, 2008

We tasted without any restraint, the minutes of such attendance certified, and submitted by our valiant khommentaires Arcadians [CLICK HERE ] .

pratikhes On the subject of the contract processing of books, embroidery convoluted the Caliph, whom this paper devotes a full page, are particularly Tasty. This meeting of the ad hoc Khommission convened in extremis to the cocktail hour, is a priceless humor.

A well-established tradition, whenever it tries to legitimize Khalife his mistakes, it only adds to the confusion. After an acrobatic surfing the wave of mud, so here is that the pedal merrily in semolina. Our Khalife is definitely a showman emeritus.

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Khronikhes Fall 2008

As we announced last year at the same time, the Caliph who always follows the news closely and never fails to about "... the school year is now behind us " . Waiting to know what is before us, enjoying this beautiful fall day for a laugh.

In his famous Editorial April 1, 2008 (what a delicious fish ...) The Caliph promised us draconian measures against incivilities recurring in the list which included the stray Khanid.

Under this martial declaration, an agreement was signed with a service charge to intervene unexpectedly to capture stray animals. Knowing that the dogs of the Caliph khourtisans represent a significant share of livestock Khanid constantly wandering in the village, this decision raised moult protests from those concerned.

Always attentive to his followers, the caliph got out of this mess by publishing several days in advance, the date and time of next visit "unexpected" of the pound, allowing responsible for the incivility to escape punishment. Who said "foutage of mouth" ?

Instead of wasting taxpayers' money on futile gestures, it would have been more useful to affect, for example, buying paper, pencils and other bits to entertain the kids entrusted to the care Khalifa. Unless the last school year has escaped the vigilance of the Caliph?